Friday, June 30, 2006

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Sex and Death (bots)

These sexbots were the worst yet -- their stiff movements and cold, dead eyes made it utterly impossible for Timothy to achieve an erection. With a sigh, he reached for the Self Destruct button...

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Shameless Not-Self Promotion


As seen here.

Are we clear? Rape. Bear. Why aren't you clicking already? For the love of Christ, why?

(Oh, and while you're at Cafepress...)

Monday, June 26, 2006

Friday, June 23, 2006

Obvious Week: It's Over. Hush Now, it's Over


And with this final, plunging descent into pure minimalism, Obvious Week draws to a close.

So, um... yeah. See you next week.

Buy T-shirts.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Monday, June 19, 2006

Obvious Week: It Begins

OK, so I like to think I manage to avoid using the obvious jokes when coming up with this stuff (unless it's, y'know, really funny), but a man has limits. In the interests of getting it all out of my system, the theme for this week shall be "The Most Obvious Fucking Caption a Body Could Come Up With". Substituting quantity for quality, I’ll put something up every day. Your poor, poor bastards.

The monkey tips fluid on little boy's head. Fluid is semen maybe yes.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Monday, June 12, 2006

Reader Mail #1

Back when I started, I recall threatening to use reader-submitted captions that took my liking. Lest it be said that I don't make good on my threats, I present this offering submitted by one Stefan Jones back in April:

'Luka? She lives on the second floor.'

At the time I was leery of gratuitous pop culture references, wondering what it said about my levels of creativity. Since I'm right now generating material from someone else's caption adorning someone else's illustration, fuck it.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Monday, June 05, 2006

God Save the Queen

They were happiest and most polite zombies Christine had ever met, even asking nicely if she wouldn’t mind being torn apart and devoured. Of course, when she said “no” they did anyway, but at least they made the effort, which is more than most zombies wil do these days