tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-243633232024-03-09T12:23:35.535+13:00Monkey FluidsWhy must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.comBlogger267125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-4847474745135601572008-04-15T07:39:00.003+12:002008-04-16T18:08:22.920+12:00I prefer au revoirTime to call it a day, I'm thinking. It's been two-and-a-bit years and two-and-a-bit hundred comics and I'm just plain out of Funny. My, what times we've had, what with the japery and the wit and the horse-fucking and what have you. Memories I'll cherish and so on and so forth.<br /><br />Thanks for reading, and for the comments -- I'll be back with another thing another time, as is my wont.<br /><br />So that just leaves one thing:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2405309250/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2022/2405309250_b4cc872e03_o.gif" width="500" height="325" alt="Because Timmy fucked his sister, that's why." /></a><br /><br />And now you know.Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com66tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-44108418732610487752008-04-10T07:48:00.002+12:002008-04-10T07:52:31.726+12:00Playing to Win<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2362881889/" ><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2330/2362881889_66a912742e_o.jpg" width="386" height="600" alt="'Yes, I think I'm going to have to recommend what's called a 'retroactive abortion' in your case, Angela -- can't have the lower classes breeding out of control can we?' 'I don't like playing eugenicists, Timmy. Can't we just go back to experimenting with laudanum?'" /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-15610290319898213772008-04-08T07:45:00.002+12:002008-04-08T07:54:33.479+12:00Pirates make the worst patients...<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2379939848/" ><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2138/2379939848_684f0945f0_o.gif" width="500" height="418" alt="'Yarr! Unhand me giblets, wench!' 'For the last time Pete, I'm not 'purloinin' yer giblets' -- 'I'm harvesting your organs' to 'buy huge amounts of heroin'. Take it like a man.' 'Yarr.'" /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-20140184321441097212008-04-03T07:54:00.002+13:002008-04-16T18:08:29.875+12:00Archaic Pop Culture Reference<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2210629844/" ><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2405/2210629844_11e043e1ea_o.gif" width="500" height="326" alt="'Yes, I can see you were here -- you still are! An dyour name's not Kilroy.'" /></a><br /><br />Ask your parents.Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-52316920956124897352008-04-01T07:41:00.001+13:002008-04-01T07:45:59.642+13:00Choke<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2318338906/" title="girlchoking01 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3190/2318338906_99d005eaeb_o.gif" width="457" height="600" alt="'Autoerotic asphyxiation, Camilla? You know that's how father died!' 'Fk ff -- 'lmost thrrr...'" /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-82566108748145614652008-03-27T07:43:00.001+13:002008-03-27T07:46:43.668+13:00The Elephant Butler<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2294508305/" title="faintingboy01 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3232/2294508305_7b26c2a1e8_o.gif" width="500" height="556" alt="'Damn it all - the Master's accidentally suffocated one of his boy-whores again,' thought Jeeves the Macrocephalic Butler. 'If only I wasn't a mutant freak, I'd be able to find work at houses where this sort thing didn't happen every other week. *sigh* Better get the acid bath ready, I suppose.'" /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-64055459211144933782008-03-25T08:15:00.001+13:002008-03-25T08:17:23.468+13:00Nursey Knows<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2317530495/" title="nursebadge01 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3132/2317530495_62376f6e5a_o.gif" width="500" height="405" alt="'Right there, do you see? That's where your soul would be, if only you were Catholic.'" /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-71222229147141742212008-03-20T08:08:00.002+13:002008-03-20T08:10:50.489+13:00The Terrible TwosToday, it should be noted, corresponds directly with Monkey Fluids' second birthday. Let's celebrate with a splash of colour:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2317530567/" title="dogclothes01 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3044/2317530567_6f11c7ddca_o.jpg" width="425" height="600" alt="Holly's gnawed bones were found in the woods three weeks later. No-one was much surprised." /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-39672755312717448732008-03-18T08:18:00.003+13:002008-03-18T18:04:07.217+13:00lol<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2318338668/" title="cattoys01 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2246/2341826203_dd500de097_o.gif" width="457" height="600" alt="Training the cat to think it was Godzilla was a laugh at first, but it all turned to tears when father's Japanese business partners came for dinner..." /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-82999295397892833662008-03-13T07:53:00.000+13:002008-03-13T07:54:29.696+13:00Practical Japery<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2319472751/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2017/2319472751_c66fc16d7e_o.gif" width="500" height="416" alt="'3, 2, 1 -- peekab-what the FUCK?'" /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-23318571364781622682008-03-11T07:47:00.004+13:002008-03-11T07:54:57.630+13:00Robots in This Guy's<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2318338576/" title="crashedcar01 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2113/2318338576_5f7a070cae_o.gif" width="500" height="366" alt="Crapbucket, the crappiest Autobot, was always getting stuck halfway through his transformation. 'A little help, guys? Please? Look, if one of you can just bend my headlight round a bit more, I think I can get my arm out... Guys?'" /></a><br /><br />I've been thinking that perhaps I should apologise for one of my recent comics, so here goes:<br /><br /><i>Parasol Stars</i> was a great game; it's just the more recent attempts to revive the <i>Bubble Bobble</i>/<i>Rainbow Islands</i> franchise that have sucked. Sorry, <i>Parasol Stars</i>.Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-8365208377503427222008-03-06T07:53:00.001+13:002008-03-06T07:55:10.639+13:00Splishy Splashy<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2247467480/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2411/2247467480_2dec7b695e_o.gif" width="500" height="373" alt="Bertie wasn't sure if he'd ended up in Padeophile Heaven or Disobedient Child Hell, but either way that rectum cancer was starting to look more like a blessing now..." /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-22619288127170948482008-03-04T07:54:00.001+13:002008-03-04T07:55:34.855+13:00Old School<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2300816043/"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/2300816043_6b7ecfb800_o.gif" width="458" height="600" alt="It didn't matter how realistic they made the graphics; every sequel to Rainbow Islands couldn't help but suck." /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-6299047800639811172008-02-28T09:30:00.004+13:002008-02-28T09:35:05.804+13:00Personal Hygiene is Important<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2266180334/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2138/2266180334_35d5e62c70_o.gif" width="302" height="600" alt="It was Bertie's insistence on air-drying his crotch that eventually saw him cut from the First XI. 'The game's starting, Bertie!' 'I'll be there in a minute!' 'For Christ's sake, use a fucking towel!'" /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-24794650977675036042008-02-26T09:34:00.001+13:002008-02-26T09:35:50.624+13:00It's a metaphor for something<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2247239610/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2142/2247239610_6779522a95_o.gif" width="500" height="385" alt="'I said: I AM THE GRANDFATHER OF FUCK!' But they didn't understand him. From up there, they never would." /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-48498470423747071162008-02-21T09:26:00.002+13:002008-02-21T09:28:59.495+13:00Secretly, the house hated Betsy<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2265389965/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/2265389965_14dc364111_o.gif" width="500" height="414" alt="Betsy and Timmy loved riding through the woods on the back of their magical flying house, until the day they flew too close to an overhanging branch. Timmy was able to duck out of the way in time, but Betsy would never walk again." /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-90951636840620804162008-02-19T09:22:00.001+13:002008-02-19T09:23:43.049+13:00Outdated Pop Culture Reference<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2261442498/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2326/2261442498_c84e978396_o.gif" width="434" height="600" alt="'What's wrong, Bessie?' 'Oh, Timmy! He said he'd never give me up, never let me down, never run around and... and... but he did, Timmy! He did!' 'Ginger cunt.'" /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-4552538785149342962008-02-16T09:27:00.002+13:002008-02-16T09:30:12.775+13:00Mock the Past: Bonus ContentAn extra one for Saturday. Why were people like that 70 years ago? This might have something to do with it:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2266153984/" title="Beef fucking suet."><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2147/2266153984_ee94b89acd_o.jpg" width="420" height="600" alt="Beef fucking suet." /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-24316160948117085842008-02-15T09:36:00.000+13:002008-02-15T09:37:30.807+13:00Mock the Past: And Finally...<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2210629956/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2193/2210629956_aaa8ed5307_o.gif" width="500" height="400"/></a><br /><br />Draw your own conclusions.Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-57355881475772473592008-02-14T09:45:00.001+13:002008-02-14T09:48:05.395+13:00Mock the Past: Vintage Sexism<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2209847989/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2048/2209847989_06eaa48133_o.gif" width="400" height="416" /></a><br /><br />Well that's... better?Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-67499193784772944252008-02-13T09:40:00.000+13:002008-02-13T09:49:13.169+13:00Mock the Past: Vintage Racism 3<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2209838147/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2100/2209838147_6803392385_o.jpg" width="400" height="511" alt="Vintage Racism 3" /></a><br /><br />Um, yeah. Wow. I'm... I'm just going to stop with the vintage racism now.<br /><br />Let's instead lighten the mood by pointing out that this image (the first panel of a comic strip entitled "Sambo, Sue and Jolly Golly", by the way) and the two before it all came from the following 1940 children's annual:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2210630180/" title="unclejacks00 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2404/2210630180_8eb3d2fbb2_o.jpg" width="400" height="556" alt="Uncle Jack's Joy Book?" /></a><br /><br />Uncle Jack's Joy-Book? Enough of the unsavoury old-time prejudice -- let's get back to some good, clean paedophile references!Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-16868699675009971942008-02-12T09:32:00.000+13:002008-02-12T09:37:25.464+13:00Mock the Past: Vintage Racism 2From offensive Asian stereotypes to offensive African stereotypes:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2210630524/" title="racism03 by Monkey Fluids, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2021/2210630524_65b81dfed5_o.gif" width="400" height="465" alt="racism03" /></a><br /><br />I should mention that this one is from the same book as yesterday's -- you didn't have to look far for your racism in the 40s.Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-22591810703201303962008-02-11T09:46:00.000+13:002008-02-11T13:26:33.979+13:00Mock the Past: Vintage Racism 1Something different this week: time to offload a pile of images that best serve as a reminder that the past is indeed another country. A country where this sort of thing is par for the course:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2209838325/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2228/2209838325_ca566fc64c_o.gif" width="500" height="417" alt="Vintage racism, number 1" /></a><br /><br />It gets worse.Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-14947579741150485622008-02-07T09:10:00.000+13:002008-02-07T09:14:31.411+13:00Famly Values<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2192853581/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2224/2192853581_6b33f1c3c0_o.gif" width="500" height="602" alt="'Now Timmy, there's no need to resort to those masturbation pants for your sexual thrills. Why don't you do the respectable thing and marry the first girl you take a liking to -- say, Hettie here -- then you can demand sex whenever you want.' 'Whenever I want?' 'Yes, Timmy. It's a man's right.'" /></a>Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-30414947178378188222008-02-05T09:34:00.000+13:002008-02-05T09:44:44.447+13:00Return to the Tree<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21864625@N00/2210630314/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2399/2210630314_e1eb6939a2_o.gif" width="500" height="418" alt="Eventually, the creationists learned to argue from a position of mutual respect. Their dogs, however, retained their taste for human flesh and knack for treeing their quarry. 'Damn it! I should never have evolved them to act that way.' 'No, you still haven't quite got it. Here, let's get to safety, then we can go over phenotypic plasticity...'" /></a><br /><br />Well, <a href="http://www.monkeyfluids.com/2007/03/thats-not-how-it-works.html">the first one</a> has received more attention than any other comic I've done -- I figure it deserved a sequel.Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.com10