Monday, June 05, 2006

God Save the Queen

They were happiest and most polite zombies Christine had ever met, even asking nicely if she wouldn’t mind being torn apart and devoured. Of course, when she said “no” they did anyway, but at least they made the effort, which is more than most zombies wil do these days

14 comments:

HORansome said...

With the boys disposed of all there was left to do was left to do was scrub the cum stains away.

Anonymous said...

Not content with his last attempt of sticking a pillow on Dora's face, Bertie decided that sticking half the hockey team to June would be his greatest work yet.

jammus said...

Doris couldn't wait to get to school to show off her new 100% negro skin dress that papa had brought back from 'safari'.

Anonymous said...

Christines friends had warned her to keep away from those four dirty scrubbers.

Anonymous said...

With his total transformation nearly complete, Michael Jackson looked lovingly upon one of his four Judy Garland clones admiring her handy work and of course her dainty snatch which was plainly visible up her skirt. "Mine looks nearly as good", he thought, then sighed as of course it's non-functioning. But indeed that's why he requested the addition of synthetic menstural blood on his stockings. He shivered imagining the gentle teasing. Thank you ladies! Now, to Oz, the flying monkeys, AND their fluids!! Wizard!

Trebor said...

Made from the skin of un-baptised babies the Salem Junior Witches Club created their Witch Goddess.

Anonymous said...

"Yes, I'm sure it must have been absolutely wonderful," said Marjorie, "and we'll want to hear all the details later. But right now, I don't know how we're going to get this horse-spunk off your skirt!"

busterp said...

Hector is safe. Let's get this map off your skirt before the national guard arrives. Dory, wipe the enrails off her legs. PLEASE. I'm not joking!!

Anonymous said...

School uniforms made out of PVC?
"About time!", thought the girls of 'Miss Paine's School for the Sexually Deviant'.

hillhunt said...

The Qantas girls were clearly impressed that Katy had earned her wings in Captain Roger's cockpit. Now perhaps they'd believe her that Cunnilingus was truly an Irish airline...

Steve Dix said...

"and then it made a funny bleating noise like 'HURGH! HURGH! HURGH!' and all the white stuff flew out all over my skirt, girls."

"Well, really, Natalie, if you can't milk the goat properly then we're just going to have to make do without the feta for the buffet."

Anonymous said...

Monica's early attempts to discredit the Headmaster were thwarted by his 'sex-brides' next time, she attempted blackmail, she'd hang the dress in a safe place with all its stains intact.

Deref said...

"Sally - squatting is i outre! Everyone does it standing up these days," Ellen quipped.

amcz said...

Christine thought the "Watersports Club" met at the swimming pool. Only when the other girls asked Christine to remove her panties did she realize her error.