Thursday, June 22, 2006

Obvious Week: It Will Not Die

Something about fisting. With, like, Vaseline.

10 comments:

hillhunt said...

The New Romantics were always a little vague about Angry Dad's pop culture cues.

"Battle Royale? Does that, like, come with fries?"

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Maffu said...

When I've finished rolling my sleeve up, I'm going wear you like Sooty.
There will be blood.

Maffu said...

"Hey girly," slurred the old man. "Wanna see me make trifle noises with yer fella's arse?"

Tim said...

Bernard had had enough. The hovering children must die!

hunthill said...

“I know vet stories pay the bills,” snarled Sir Laurence, “but why does the hero always have to stick his arm up a cow’s arse?”

Ted Maul said...

"So in order to save my fingers they had to graft them on to my right arm"

busterp said...

"Fucking junior entomologists with your fancy clothes and friends. Let those goddamn fireflies loose or I'll kick all your asses!"

red said...

Timmy demanded to know why he hadn't been touch like the others.

"I have a tight ass to you know!"

Xavier said...

It's not vaseline they use for fisting. It's Shortening.

Josh said...

Duly noted.