Friday, June 09, 2006

Ain't No Racism Like Junior Racism

Annie's new My First Anti-Semite Kit was a little less sophisiticated than she was expecting.

9 comments:

Noah Brand said...

"How should I know where it came from? Just for God's sake FLASH YOUR PANTIES AT IT!"

hillhunt said...

The lure of notoriety left Morgan Spurlock an object of terror to his own children, yet Supersize Me: A Year On Lard did make him a posthumous superstar.

Steve Dix said...

The initial rehearsals for the Russian entry for Eurovision weren't a total success.

Ted Maul said...

"Do it now or I'll jump on your head!" screamed Mary
"And I'll hit your nutsack with this book" added Jane

Peter looked doefully at the piano he was supposed to play. When would these girls just accept he was a pig thus incapable of playing any instrument?

Triserpent said...

"Gee," Cindy said. "I guess that's what we get for rubbing a spitoon instead of a lamp - but for Christ's sake Michelle, it's a pig not a mouse, now get off the piano!"

Anonymous said...

The London children's choir was trashing the studio, the proposed album cover art was too bloody minimalist and the bleedin' inflatable pig had crushed Richard. This was the Worst Pink Floyd Rehearsal Ever.

Anonymous said...

abagaile watched in delite as margret urinated in hector's food dish.

"you're going to like this hector. i know because daddy likes it too!" margret said.

but abagaile still wondered why margret had to stand on the paino to pee. maybe daddy would know.

MrPerson said...

Pavlov's lesser-known sister was in fact lesser-known because her experiment featured an attack pig and a handheld radio.

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

"All right, Susan, now when you land on him, hold on tight, 'cause he's gonna be super-pissed!"