Friday, June 02, 2006

You can tell it’s not a pillowfight, because they’re not in their underwear

Glenys pulled as hard as she could, but the pillow wouldn’t come off Dora's face. It looked like getting the plate off Mabel's head might be trickier than they thought as well—curse Bertie and his 'superglue'!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

As she slowly sobered up and Mable lumbered forward with the best china, Dora was begining to regret yelling "No, seriously, I can fit ANYTHING in my ear canal!"

Anonymous said...

"I've adjusted the "satellite" dish!" chimed Cherry
"Here, listen to the "speaker"; you can really hear the BBC now!" gushed Gladys.
"My cousins are total fucking retards," a perturbed Petunia pondered.

Anonymous said...

thats actually awesome alliteration!

Steve Dix said...

"I don't mean to upset you, dears," said Clarissa, "But I'm afraid putting a plate on your head or holding a jasmine-scented pillow to your ear are not viable methods of contraception".

hillhunt said...

The transgender production of Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia suffered terribly from the lack of a professional props man.

Plus the plate was too small....

jammus said...

From her hiding place under the plate Hortense saw the whole saucey affair!

Anonymous said...

Although Sarah No. 2's Body Integrity Disorder didn't really fit into the overtly feminine, wholesome and domestic credo of "The 3 Sarahs" group, Sarah's 1 & 3 eventually acquiesced to their friends wish and purposefully set about hacking off the offending ear using a beautiful glass fibre pillow and an absolutely charmingly floral razor sharp tea plate.

Anonymous said...

Poor blind Maggie. She never guessed her cousins' spirited "play" -three-hours of Hide and Seek, or today's the pillow fight- was really their horrible homelife manifesting amidst her naive innocence.

She'd learn soon enough, as Beth was about to take things too far.

MrPerson said...

Everyone enjoyed the pillow fight until Josie, who always slept in the kitchen cabinet, joined in.

She-Mantis said...

Magical work right there.

Robert said...

Felicity's selective non-ferrous body magnetizer was all jolly good fun to start with, but later research would show a slightly elevated risk of brain tumours if it was applied too often to the head.

Georgi Rimsakov said...

Aware of her sister's half-baked attempts to suffocate her, Muriel reacted rather bemused.