Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Thursday, July 19, 2007


'Wheels for legs, a dustbin for a body and a dead hobo fro a brain -- you;re going to be the best robot ever!'

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Knock Knock

'Hi, we're the Bicurious Plumbers - we've come to check out your pipes...' Living in the Land of Porn wasn't so great. Sometimes all Jeeves wanted was to just get the fucking toilet fixed.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Available Now!

The DeskMonkey Stationery Storage System, a wonder of the modern age! Thelma and Betty couldn’t wait to see the model that Miss Battersby had installed in her office. Upon arriving they found Bertie had already dislocated his jaw from gaping in amazement at its magnificence.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Red Rag

As his friends ran to safety, Timmy prepared put his strategy into action: Using his umbrella to guard against splashback, he would douse the vampire bull in holy water, and as it writhed in pain, he would drive his stake deep into its heart, then step back and watch with an air of satisfaction as it crumbled to dust. Turned out it was just a regular bull. Sucks to be Timmy.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Revisionist History

In the early years of WWII, the allies launched Operation Pickles: a covert attempt to infiltrate Germany and assassinate Hitler. Unfortunately, due to a simple miscommunication, the mission resulted in comprehensive failure. 'What? You meant soldiers disguised as schoolgirls? Bugger. Ah well, scrape up any<br />remains and send letters to their parents.'

In other news, you could do worse than check out Skru Comics (MySpace page). This tearaway makes actual comics out of paper and dreams, and then sends them to me in an attempt to get me to pimp them on my own website. Which I appear to have just done.

Well played, young man -- well played.