Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Smutty Innuendo Redux

'What do you mean, 'from here I should be able to tell if the carpet matches the drapes?' You have polished wood floors. Timmy didn;t know how right he was.

10 comments:

Warren said...

Gives the term tongue-in-groove a while new dimension of flavor.

Andy said...

"No! Until you learn to have masculine lips you can just STAY in that hole!"

LeeLee said...

"'Go down for you, Go down for you'" mimicked Billy. "For Goodness sakes, Lucy, I went down for more than forty minutes this time, and still you insist I go down for you again!" He Sighed, then blurted:
"What is wrong with you, woman?"
Lucy could afford to be patient. When the penny did drop, Billy would prove to be a very obedient puppy....

Anonymous said...

"Commando Eh?"

"Timmy, climbing down the cellar steps is not in the least bit rugged."

jacobmarley said...

"Erm..er..can you see if the slit ... erm sorry ... I meant clit...no sorry switch..is..erm working now Fanny...erm sorry.. I meant Jenny.."

But Jenny wasn't going anywhere. She'd been waiting for just this moment to use Fenella Fielding's immortal line "Relax dear boy, you seem a little stiff"

LeeLee said...

'I think I just did a Freudian Slit' blurted LeeLee, sorry, Timmy.

Jason said...

This comic was especially good.

Neil said...

"I can hear Johnny outside," thought Jenny. "If I unbutton my top, I can flash him when he comes past the window. Smart move not putting on any underwear this morning."

Meanwhile, Johnny had decided to see where exactly Jenny's back passage lead.

Anonymous said...

Nancy was nonplussed when Jimmy's little head popped out of her flap.

Craig! said...

"Yes, it ate your legs, but then, you shouldn't have taunted it. Now get back in your cellar and think about what you've done."