Tuesday, July 31, 2007

*Here's* the Narnia Reference...

Eventually, Aslan's Turkish Delight addiction began to cause problems: 'I fucking need it, Lucy! Just one? Come on, damn it - I'm Jesus! Give Jesus what he needs...'

5 comments:

Warren said...

Turning to look behind her, Little Ruthie at least realized why so many people had been shouting, "Hey! Nice pussy!" at her all afternoon.

LeeLee said...

"I got a semi..."
"I don't care what you got, you ain't gettin none of my sherbet dip."
'I suppose a good hard shag is out of the question, then..."
"Like I said, you ain't getting none of my sherbet dip."

LeeLee (sigh - again) said...

"Hey sugar-lips, guess what? I'm gonna like, take you into the forest, tie you up, and give your sweet little ass the kind of good hard pounding you only ever read about in the real hard-core foreign mags... Don't play coy, you know you want it; you filthy little ..."
"For goodness sakes, Lucy, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

Anonymous said...

"That's the last time I take you with me to the take-away. You ate ALL the staff, and all I've got to show for it is this bag of prawn crackers"

"Well you know how it is. Eat one Chinese and you're ready for another"

Johnny C. Lately said...

With each spoonful, little Janet began to see more and more of the hallucinations. "You're having an LSD trip," The beast said. "You ain't lion," replied Janet.