Tuesday, July 10, 2007

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The DeskMonkey Stationery Storage System, a wonder of the modern age! Thelma and Betty couldn’t wait to see the model that Miss Battersby had installed in her office. Upon arriving they found Bertie had already dislocated his jaw from gaping in amazement at its magnificence.

10 comments:

Jade said...

"Oh, we didn't realize you were busy Miss Battersby. We just came looking for- Oh look, Thelma, there's the monkey! And he's gotten into Miss Battersby's things! He's been a naughty monkey!"
"Yes, Betty. Looks like that monkey needs a good spanking. Shall we spank the monkey together"
"Why, yes, Thelma, let's do just that!"

LeeLee said...

"Shit. looks like Jade's just about got it all covered here. I like the way you think, Jade, you got a good firm grip on how I should be treated. Back to 'drunk co-eds on You Tube" for me, then!!"
said the monkey.

jacobmarley said...

The last man in the world had resorted to talking to monkeys to get an intelligent conversation. For the fifteenth time he was half way through explaining the offside rule when it again screwed up the paper and shoved the pencil up its arse.... then the next two bloody women on the rota came in.

*sigh*... "Oh, well! Better get me knob out I suppose."

Iskander said...

Again, the girls barged in unexpectedly! It was all Harry could do to hold the monkey spunk in his mouth while they asked Mother for permission to go into the village. Back and forth across his tounge it rolled... back and forth....

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paul_star said...

"Go on, sign your power of attorney over to me bitch or i'll set these two lovely 1950's nymphomaniacs loose on your husband again" said the monkey

jeff looked on in horror at the ladies and the glee in their eyes, his jaw couldn't take another hour of intensive funting!

ooooh what an evil simian!

Anonymous said...

"OK Swiss Tony, your monkey may be sweet, but I recognise it for sales ploy that it clearly is, and I won't be buying a 1995 Vauxhall Nova off you anytime soon."

"We're from the Customs and Excise, and my beautiful daughters, are in reality Officers Reg Simpkins and Bert Ostelthwaite in cunning disguise. Now bend across the desk for the cavity search."

Reg "Now this really IS like making love to a beautiful woman"

Bert "MY wife never lets me do this"

boink said...

"All the ladies in the office had another good laugh at tim, as he realied that monkey spunk doesn't cure a toothache"

Anonymous said...

Marvo The Mesmerizer was on a roll. Fiddles, his Hypno-Monkey, was about to get the old Dame's signature on the Land Registry deeds, and now her two lovely daughters had strolled in.

CASHBACK!!!!

Hale Inne-Propryatt said...

Manfred tried to cover himself as Mother quickly lowered her skirt, but it was too late. Sis and Cousin Eva had seen all, and soon his massive, freakish chincock would be called upon once more.