Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Revisionist History

In the early years of WWII, the allies launched Operation Pickles: a covert attempt to infiltrate Germany and assassinate Hitler. Unfortunately, due to a simple miscommunication, the mission resulted in comprehensive failure. 'What? You meant soldiers disguised as schoolgirls? Bugger. Ah well, scrape up any<br />remains and send letters to their parents.'

In other news, you could do worse than check out Skru Comics (MySpace page). This tearaway makes actual comics out of paper and dreams, and then sends them to me in an attempt to get me to pimp them on my own website. Which I appear to have just done.

Well played, young man -- well played.

11 comments:

hillhunt said...

"You sure we're going the right way for Glastonbury?" whispered Marigold.

"Oh, yes, and any minute now we'll get to meet The Killers..." replied Myra, a little too enthusiastically.

LeeLee said...

"Look Muriel" said Gladys; "Julia has got a small prick in her skirt."
"Not for the first time either," replied Gladys; "That little slut makes Monica Lewinsky look like a girl-guide."

Jade said...

After a time the schoolgirls of Upper Westbridge school decided they wanted to enjoy a classic fox hunt. However, what with parental concerns and lack of funding, the best they could manage was a tramp through the countryside in hopes of spotting a fox...
"Look, girls, old Spot's seen himself a fox!"
"Oh, ta, Dora, that's naught but an old bunny rabbit like you have back in the dorms."
"Oh... You know, that bunny does look a bit familiar... Oh, gracious! Mopsy!"
And although they didn't manage to get to Spot before he got a hold on Mopsy, they did rather enjoy that night's Hassenpfeffer dinner.

jacobmarley said...

So the Clones had escaped the laboratories of Professor Evil and had reached the perimeter fence with only the loss of one hatpin and the odd snagged skirt. Would they find it as easy on the long road ahead?

Tune in next week for Episode 32 - Perverts Wood.

Andy said...

"Baaaa!"

"Baaa Baaaaaaaaa?"

"BAAAAA!"

"Moo?"

...

Michael said...

Counting girls is less effective than counting sheep.

LeeLee said...

I find if I count them two or three together, I usually nod off quite rapidly when I finish...

vincenzo said...

Yes...it is DAWN OF THE DIRNDL DEAD. Six sexy Eva Braun look-a-likes felch grenades and try to get close to the Fuhr for one last sexy night in the Eagle Nest. Stay tuned!

Z said...

The six young girls were very pleased when Albus Dumbledore annouced that their uniforms, including their marvelous hats would grace his School of Witch Craft and Wizardry.
However, the students were not and in an attempt to disband the uniform change allowed the girls to roam into the Forbidden Forest.


Services will be held on Sunday, July 15th.

Anonymous said...

Gazorta, gazorta! screamed the fenstermacher, as she farted through the zeppelin.

Anonymous said...

Rump, titty, rump, titty, rump, rump, rump! said Irene Flutnik, trying to imitate the sound of the William Tell Overture.