Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Obvious Week: It Gathers Pace

'I sure am glad I fucked that horse,' said the horse fucker.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love obvious week.

General Isimo said...

There was just something in the air up on Bareback Mountain that lowered Sally and Patches' inhibitions. Still, she always felt dirty afterwords.

"I wish I could quit you," she whispered with a tear.

hillhunt said...

Madame’s House of Correction had a new avian slave willing to flash panties and otherwise indulge in slightly pervy references to little children. “How ““““insanely rad”” ””said Hiromino-X, “but not enough to beat my Justin Timberlake pencil case defence when Wossname Royale kicks in.”

“Bugger,” retorted Anastasia.” I had a slice of movie dialogue in mind for this, but the sex stains on my uniform are a bit of a problem so I’ll swear instead.”

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Maffu said...

"Really Mr Ed," moaned Emily, gagging. "If you're going to insist on using this horrible washable condom you could at least clean it yourself!"
"Whatever, babe," sighed Mr Ed, cracking another fine hoss-fart.

busterp said...

"I sure am glad I fucked that girl," murmured the girl fucker.

Jim said...

Desperate for attention, Paris Hilton releases a provocative new sex tape. "Even I wouldn't touch that flea-ridden nag," proclaims anonymous sex-starved internet troll, "but damn, that horse is hot!"

Josh said...

busterp gets it, man.

Jim said...

After completing her 100th hardcore porno scene, Betsy is asked, "What is the secret of your success?" "I don't do black guys," she replied.

trix said...

busterp got me. hilarious.

Georgi Rimsakov said...

"But I ordered a Black Beauty!" ... said the horse.

zen said...

Lick my croup, bitch.