Friday, June 30, 2006

Those Kids and their Brainworms...

As the brainworms began to make their presence felt, Sally turned uo the gramophone to maks Lucy's unpleasant screaming.

11 comments:

hillhunt said...

"No that's an angle grinder. You can only use those on Motorhead albums"

Anonymous said...

No matter how much Jane praised her "vinyls", Mary was still sure they sounded like "shit".

Neil said...

Debbie was very proud of her new analogue vinyl flat record disc player.

"You can get the same effect by playing an MP3 while frying bacon" said Linda.

Rob Rodriguez said...

"My flow be ill'n. My flow be chill'n. My flow be tight..."

Sara knew that Melissa's rap was pure shit but she indulged her friend anyway.

Anonymous said...

"I can too harmonize listen: ooo-ooooh. Shit, wait. Ooohh -"
"You're totally flat."
"Fuck you. You don't have tits either."

hunthill said...

"But it's my favourite 12-inch Mix..."

"Never heard of Mick and I don't care how how big his dick is. Where's my iPod?"

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Noah Brand said...

When puberty arrives in the form of Quadrophenia, it hits like a bus with no brakes. Linda was in a better position than most to draw the comparison.

Georgi Rimsakov said...

Judy decided it was time her little sister discovered some hot 7 inchers.

Robert said...

"All right Millicent, you know the rules: stay on your tiptoes until the music stops, or we shall have to ask Monsieur Whip to make a reappearance."

red said...

As she played the latest Tadpole album two things were immediately clear
1. Thank God they have broken up
2. They are still a bunch of bloody savages in the colonies!

jacobmarley said...

"WHAT? ... KEVIN SHIELDS YOU SAY?" Shouted Mellissa over the cacophony. "I THOUGHT.....I SAID I THOUGHT THE LORRY WAS HERE TO EMPTY THE SEPTIC TANK"