Wednesday, May 31, 2006

As Related in John 14:26

'Woooo... I am the Holy Spirit! What you are doing is a SIN!' 'Nonsense -- masturbarion is healthy and natural.' 'No, I meant strangling hookers.' 'Oh, right. That.'

9 comments:

hillhunt said...

The Grand Wizard's plan for a Klan sperm bank got off to a bad start when he insisted on personally verifying that every donor was a member of the Master Race.

Rozencrantz said...

But the comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things and bring all things to your rememberance, whatsoever I have said to you.

What does that have to do with anything?

Josh said...

It's a Bible verse that mentions the Holy Ghost -- what more do you want?

Brett said...

Josh wins again! :)

hunthill said...

Old Flasher knew the Tehran Escort Agency had a wicked sense of humour, but even by their standards this one was a shocker

Nightfall said...

I dunno, it looks more like a sheet than a comforter to me.

Bill Cunningham said...

Saddam Hussein masturbated so frequently and copiously that now his sheets stood up by themselves in the corner of his cell.

Steve Dix said...

"Damn this blasted food!" wailed Captain Chomondley-Warner as his mosquito net was blown away for the tenth time that night.

Steve Dix said...

Oops, that should have said

"Damn this blasted indian food!" wailed Captain Chomondley-Warner as his mosquito net was blown away for the tenth time that night.