Monday, May 29, 2006

On the Playground

'You're not fooling anyone Doris; you're not walking an invisible dog, you're just fucked in the head.'

9 comments:

Randolph said...

Doris was as shocked as the others at the illustrator's complete lack of attention to detail.

Anonymous said...

Eileen glowered at Doris. Did she really expect that trailing otter-paw technique to be a match for her deadly riverdance?

Anonymous said...

Doris was the last of the three new initiates to offer her hand to be cut off by the mistress. She wasn't sure how this would make her a more effective agent of evil, but it didn't seem to have hurt the twins at all. They were already joshing about it.

punga said...

"Thanks, I've already had my lunch, so I'll have to pass. But it's still awfully kind of you girls to invite me over to the boys' school to 'eat some meat'."

Steve Dix said...

Having released a "silent but deadly one", Doris wafted it under her nemesis' nose. That'd teach the snooty bitch to look down her nose at her.

hillhunt said...

Maisie had survived the horse picture scandal with remarkable cool, but there was still no need to be quite so literal when the prefect asked her how low she could get

trebor said...

Ms. Formica's School for Drag Queens had a new student in Anita Lube. She had the walk down but could she talk the talk.....Zing!

hunthill said...

Photoshop Girl had already Cloned Clarissa and Erased that tedious brickwork...so if that smarmy cow didn't shut up, she was going to Smudge that smile right off her face

MrP said...

"No, no, seriously... It WAS a dwarf who gave me this mustache! He was this tall, and had boots! You have to believe me!"