Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Billy, Don't be a Hero

Polishing off the bottle og Bombay Sapphire may have dulled the memory of his visit to the headmaster's office, but Billy's skinned knees would bear mute testament to his experience for months to come.

7 comments:

Noah Brand said...

"Well, maybe I am, but at least I don't throw like a girl!" she said, preparing to demonstrate.

Toby said...

After a particularly unpleasant six storey fall Billy rechecked the 'Redbull' only to find that he didn't have a legal leg to stand on... and his uncle would probably have to do a lot more research before human flight was a reality!

punga said...

Billy's attempts to pick up biker chicks by impersonating Rosie O'Donnell were going nowhere. "Hmmm," he thought. "Maybe if I daub some of this Rosie(TM) brand perfume on my neck, chest and hips?"

punga said...

Improved version:
Billy's attempts to pick up biker chicks by impersonating Rosie O'Donnell were going nowhere. "Hmmm," he thought. "Maybe if I daub some of this Rosie(TM) brand perfume on my neck, chest and crotch?"

Randolph said...

The magic potion would do nothing for his Yo - Yo skills.

Steve Dix said...

Fool that he was, Billy had to go and check if mixing cola and chewy mints really would make your stomach explode.

Prunes said...

Billy couldn't make up his mind what he hated most about chronic constipation: the appalling pressure and tightness when you couldn't go, or the cuts from flying shards of vitreous china when you finally did.