Monday, May 15, 2006

Crash!

As the hog foetuses hit the floor, Timmy pounced from his kennel under the table. At least he might stop gnawing on that dead cat, but what will Her Ladyship use to keep her youthful looks now?

I continue to fiddle with the consumables, by the way -- there are a few more designs up there.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

"despite the chaos around her, Agnes was content that she had mastered the art of sitting in a 1 legged chair"


this definately gets the lazy artist award. missing limbs everywhere!

Anonymous said...

Aunt Sarah dropped the canopes all over the floor when she spotted young Timmy, under the table, having "relations" with Mister Flipsy.

--Hewligan

punga said...

Lady Suffolk pursed her lips in displeasure as Mary Frances dropped the tray of damp washcloths. "Ignore her, Timmy", she snapped. "You and Muffikins haven't finished servicing the Duchess." It certainly would not do to have a servant get so startled at such harmless entertainments as the weekly gathering of the Regent's Park Cunnilingus Society. Mary Frances would have to be punished. Yes, punished, severely. Mmmmm. Perhaps the Society could convene an extraordinary meeting?

Snitbrit01 said...

The Live Cluedo evening was proceeding into tedium until the female SS officer crashed the party looking for Jewish cats,and caused Milly to drop the baked dormice and Jenny to cannon into her back while carrying the coffee....

Castrator said...

"Good Lord! How on Earth...? They told me that the abortion was a success! How can...?"

floatingman said...

A wave of the hand, and Eva Braun's "Butternut Squash-drop" spell hit its mark. Mr. Whiskers would feast tonight.

Hillman said...

Not a caption as such... but why are little boys always Timmy?

Josh said...

Because Bethany is a girl's name.

Maffu said...

Faultless logic.

Steve Dix said...

The Customers of the Lyon's Corner House were agog at Sarah the maid's amazing levitational powers.

They weren't too pleased by her encore, though, when her head began to spin round, speaking in voices and spouting sickly green vomit.

nemo ramjet said...

Foolish breeder slave! You've allowed one of the food embryos to mature, haven't you?!?