Friday, May 05, 2006

Oh! Uncle Terry!

'I present to you Archibald. This little mustelid has been inserted into the rectums of world leaders across the globe, and has returned bearing exotic spices and tales the likes of which you've never heard.' Uncle Terry was quite dangerously full of shit sometimes.

5 comments:

Michael said...

The children thought it was cute, but Finneas had trained the hamster to be the ultimate weapon in his struggle against the Manchurian warlords.

Hillman said...

"You don't have to be Richard Gere to appreciate a gerbil," said Uncle Trevor. "But it beats a Pretty Woman, any day"

Anonymous said...

"That's right little Timmy, one bite from this were-mouse and your Ricketts and malformed arm will be cured"

Anonymous said...

"Eat it, you crazy bastard!"

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

"Yes," Mr. Squeakers thought, "as soon as the old man releases his index finger from my backside I shall be free to plunge this puny planet into an eternity of darkness and... Wait." *Sniff, Sniff* "Someone here has cheese..."