Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Those Wacky Suitcase Bombers

As Miss Grimshaw sent the girls away, Bertie got to work defusing the suitcase bomb. Poking it with a stick probably wasn't the best way to go, but hey -- worst case scenario, it goes off and everyone is purified by the cleansing fire. Praise Jesus!

5 comments:

al-Hazred said...

The Christian Scientist Bomb Disposal Unit: "Through the touch of this staff may you feel God's love and be defused! Um... if it is God's will, that is."

Anonymous said...

"Go on," said Josh, "poke the suitcase again - it gets Warren excited."

Sorry, couldn't resist.

--Hewligan

Josh said...

Oh, you'll get yours. "Mister Flipsy" earns you a temporary reprieve, but you'll get yours...

Steve Dix said...

"How many times must I tell you girls", snarled Miss Havisham, "that radium isotopes are deadly dangerous, and hiding them in first-years suitcases as a prank will not be tolerated!!"

punga said...

Violet tugged on the new girl's hand. "Turn around!" she hissed. "The vicar returns our dirty panties, neatly washed and folded, when he's through with them." Violet sighed. The new girl still had a lot to learn about life at Windsor Girls Academy. She hoped Miss Grimshaw would be gentle with her "lessons".