Friday, May 26, 2006

Crisis of Conscience



No. No, I won’t do it. Seriously, no -- if you want a caption, how about this:

Horse Boxing always took it out of Jessie, but as her latest opponent fell into unconsciousness, she finally had time to settle down for a nap and think about how she would spend her prize money.

Fine: horse fucking. You people make me sick.

15 comments:

Trebor said...

Kristine knew her burning love for Skydancer would never be recognized. But she took solace in the fact that at least she wasn't a damn homosexual.

Trebor said...

Kristine knew her burning love for Skydancer would never be recognized. But she took solace in the fact that she wasn't a damn Homosexual.

trebor said...

Shit ....sorry i repeated myself.

Anonymous said...

"Twinkles eyes twinkled at Twinkie, sure in the knowledge that she would soon be trying once again to take all of his cock."

There, if you won't do it, I will.

--Hewligan

Anonymous said...

Mary's elephant costume was not up to standard of her friend Jenny's horse costume.

Anonymous said...

"Don't stint on the Crisco, my sweet little filly."

Anonymous said...

Barbaro was pleased with her attempt at taking his mind off the race, but he was still going to run the Preakness tomorrow.

hillhunt said...

Trigger still couldn't quite get it. "Tell me again," he begged Janet."Why's it called riding bareback?"

Steve Dix said...

"Good grief, Binky, you weren't wrong when you said the horse tranquiliser gives you weird dreams"

MrP said...

"This is a one-shot thing we've got goin' on here."
"It's nobody's business but ours."
"You know I ain't queer."
"Me neither."

Bill Cunningham said...

"Be gentle", whinnied the thoroughbred, "This is my first time."

floatingman said...

Having learned her lesson the hard way, Geraldine always gave Sunday Gamble's condoms the "arm test".

Anonymous said...

"This time," said Tracy, "I'm the pitcher."

the eye said...

Jezabel dressed herself promtomply in the knowledge that, yet again her horse whispering had gone too far.

Anonymous said...

Dasher leaned over to Sally and said,"Was that good for you too?"