Friday, July 21, 2006

Back in the Attic

Unfortunately, Anne chose to vomit through the trapdoor instead of out the window. Sucks to be Uncle and Auntie.

8 comments:

red said...

"Look it's all very well to have her in an attic writing a diary but there needs to be a tragic death for the book sales to really take off"

Anne didn't like where this conversation was heading...

busterp said...

"I know I can jump them and get in the first punch", thought Luca Lou, "but how am I going to manuever with three foot ceilings? Damn vampire midgets!"

Anonymous said...

As little Helga looked down from the attic and saw a robed demon and a golf caddy, she realized she was presently fucked up on LSD.

Laura said...

It was then Frodo realised that the Ringwraithes had found him
And that he was wearing a skirt..

Baggypants said...

...they were so fed up with her they took to wearing hats

Robert said...

Gripping tightly to the windowsill, Frida inched her knees up the wall until she could see through the opening.

"Crap!'" she said, "another dead end. I'm never going to find my way out of this M. C. Escher fun park."

jacobmarley said...

"Always two there is" mused the young Princess Leia in that strange back-to-front language.

Meanwhile Darth Sidian studied Darth Ostlethwaite and wondered if he'd made quite the right choice this time.

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

Company always arrived when young Anne was in the middle of her arcane rituals. And she had the intestines all ready to hang...