Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Those Wacky Nazi Cowgirls

Old Zeke thought he had the upper hand - little did he know that that Ilsa's jodhpurs contained a pair of deadly attack marmosets, trained by Hitler himself. A few seconds later, there wasn't enough of Zeke left to fill an inkwell, and the She-Wolf of the Old West lived to further her unholy ambitions.

16 comments:

red said...
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red said...

He'd always stop at this whore house because the girls dressed as boys, sometimes though their hair would fall and the illusion would be shattered. A long flaccid ride was all that was ahead of him now.

Josh said...

Bonus points for use of the word "flaccid".

Robert said...

Suddenly, Jake noticed the pony tail.

"Oh! Err, sorry ... Miss. I saw the trousers and I jest assumed ... well, anyway, let's say no more about this. Ain't nobody's business but ours."

hillhunt said...

"Well you don't look anything like a hip surgeon to me..."

"I'm telling you ma'am, there's something dang wrong with that pelvis of yours, and you'd best take off your pants and get on this table so's I can take a good look."

Neil said...

"Dawgawnit, Ah don't know how many times Ah've told you Sally-Anne - put your jodphurs on first THEN your gunbelt."

"Oh, Uncle John, I know I can't quick draw like this, but all the cool kids dress this way!"

"Ah don't give a varmint's ass about your quick draw - it spoils the view of your mighty fine figure. Yee-hah!"

can_o_corn said...

"Well I guess that you are going to find out EXACTLY what we do with lil' girls who inquire about 'vegetarian options' at Big Dicked Rick's BBQ!!!"

Susie quivers excitedly....

Triserpent said...

The grizzled cowboy's assault so unnerved Sarah, that her full breasts retreated into her voluminous pants.

Steve Dix said...

One week into the first test-run of the "Superbladder high-volume incontinence pants", Millicent realised she'd need to build in an emergency drain-valve.

Baggypants said...

Ike started at the teenage Tomb Raider..

Baggypants said...

"oh please go on the game, it's a steady job, and you'd be working from home"

Nightfall said...

Kudos to Baggypants for the Blackadder reference. Love it.

Baggypants said...

Well, sometimes you look at a girl and think "...Bob"

Anonymous said...

But if i wedge this table any furthur into myself i shall die, it has already broken me.

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

"Now you listen here, Little Missy! I'll have you know that a man's got just as much right as a woman to wear this here fancy vest, and if you say 'It's passe' one more time, I'll pop you one!"

Riley, again. I don't have much to do right now. said...

"He could yell at Scarlet all he wanted, but it wouldn't help. That giant vagina was right outside their door."

Seriously, look at that tree.