Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Ew.

Old person sex is gross.

10 comments:

what_bus said...

More than ever before I really, really want to know what the original caption for this picture was.

hillhunt said...

"Ma'am I beg you..."

"If I want to re-enact great moments from the films, that is my prerogative"

"But ma'am, it is known as the butter scene. Butlers play no part in it."

Rob Rodriguez said...

Dr. Watson was shocked to discover Holmes' dark secret.

"Really Watson! I do not see the reason for such a fuss. It helps me to think more comfortably dress as such"

Robert said...

By prior agreement, Mrs Hume would have the ottoman to give her an initial height advantage, and any weapon she could find in the room. The Major would have only his bare hands, and whatever slight element of surprise he might gain from the use of facial prosthetics. The loser's forfeit, of course, would not be revealed until the conclusion of the bout.

The Major was quietly confident, and more than a little aroused.

Miss T said...

Yes. EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW

Baggypants said...

The drunk major recoiled at the sudden appearance of zombie Nell Mangel

Baggypants said...

Damit Ma'm, You were in Basic Instinct fifty years ago.

red said...

although it began as a child

He continued with his mary poppins insertion fetish well into his retierment.

Anonymous said...

Quickly ma'am use the unbrela to kill the ferret eating my face. Hurry before it eats my nose

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

"Gasp! Why you're not my mother at all! You're the cross-dressing psycopath who rapes mustachioed men with an umbrella!"