Monday, July 10, 2006

Hello, Nurse

Now, some people will say you should warm the speculum first. But those people are drug addicts and Communists. Well come one, then -- oh, so now you can keep your knees together. Trollop.

Now, I'm not entirely proud of this, but I've set up a MySpace account for Monkey Fluids. Initially I signed up so I could look at my friend's profiles, but then it was pointed out to me that MySpace isn't just for self-obsessed attention junkies and My Chemical Romance fans; it can also be used to whore oneself unashamedly to a wider audience. Of self-obsessed attention junkies and My Chemical Romance fans.

Anyway, it's there. Go nuts.

14 comments:

red said...

The girls thought fellatio class was italian cooking.

Boy were they in for a surprize.

Robert said...

Unable to find a banana for her sex-education class, Nurse Brown's use of Nancy's leg to demonstrate condom application technique had seemed like a good idea at the time. The resulting sad tally of outcomes included two cases of venereal disease, three unwanted pregnancies and, for all present, a lifetime of disappointment.

Hewligan said...

"Linguistics class was not at all what Lizzy had been expecting."

what_bus said...

'The girls always thought there was something strange about Nurse's demand that she give the girls their weekly examination in a dilapidated house, "away from prying eyes". Still, the free lollypop afterwards was well worth all the shit.'

Triserpent said...

"I knew using a live squirrel in the school play was a bad idea," nurse Jackson said. "Well let's see if we can pull the bugger out."

1031 said...

Does Rapebear have a MySpace? I think Rapebear needs a MySpace.

Baggypants said...

"We'll apmutate the drugged bitch at the knees and elbows" Said Nurse

busterp said...

You stupid little bint. I told you not to root for the French. I have a stump for you.

hillhunt said...

"Nurse! Nurse!"

"What?"

"Wendy's making a scene."

"It's for the school play, thicko. Now get your foot out of my dress or you'll never walk again."

Guineapig said...

Now, Phyllis here says that she definitely saw you stealing Natashas nose after prep last night. Since it's not in your dorm, there's only one place left to look.....

cristina said...

About the Myspace thing: you know what? You ARE huge in Portugal. Well, at least within my group of friends, anyway... :D

Josh said...

Oh, I know. You all drop me an e-mail when you link to me -- a very polite people, the Portuguese. Unlike the rest of you...

Steve Dix said...

"I don't care what that Sharon Stone wasn't wearing in the film you saw last night", said Sister Rowntree, "you will wear your uniform knickers and like it, Felicity"

Anonymous said...

Matron said,"So you are sure it got stuck up here?"