Monday, July 17, 2006

Pointy

After a freak embroidery accident resulted in his hands being sewn permanently into his pockets, Timmy was forced to point out objects using only his groin. 'Clock!' Yes, that's nice Timmy. Back in the kennel.

12 comments:

red said...

With thier soft skins now lining his pockets he look at his now mouse free clock...

"Blind and stupid" he thought...

John Seavey said...

The LSD was finally starting to kick in. "Does anyone else see the trail of blood running down the stairs," he asked, keeping his hands pressed tightly in his pockets and leaning back as far as he could from the hundreds of invisible monkeys infesting the grand-father clock, "or is it just me?"

Robert said...

Billy had resolved his internal moral dilemma through compromise, and now limited his self-abuse to strict intervals during the day.

"Damn, just seconds too late," thought Billy. "Now I'll have to wait another 15 minutes!"

Anonymous said...

Time to shave my balls.

buyo said...

With the first team up against St George's in a matter of days, Danny got in some head butt practice against the family heirloom.

"If that bully of a centre back insults my sister again, he's a gonner."

hillhunt said...

Well into his formative years, poor Kevin Clock continued to believe that the large woooden object at the foot of the stairs was his grandfather.

Neil said...

"No, no, I like my birthday present fine," said Timmy. "It's just I think you misheard me when you thought I asked for an eight foot tall clock."

Baggypants said...

John knew he had become the victim of yet another illustrator who couldn't draw hands and had obsessive crosshatching disorder

Adam said...

Really, he thought, what better place for Grandfather's dismembered corpse than in the grandfather clock?

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Jon said...

Young Timmy Stannah was taken aback at his father's first attempt at a clockwork stairlift.

Mary Macgregor-reid said...

the vestigial tail made social situations very uncomfortable so Tommy learned to stand on a permanent lean.
It was handy when looking at grandfather clocks

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

Someone really needs to find a way to turn down the volume on that those hour chimes.