Thursday, January 03, 2008

Happy New Etc.

I don't know about you, but I spent New Year's eve on a plane. I entered 2008, not by counting down to midnight, but by entering a time zone where it had already happened. But I'm home now, so I guess I don't have an excuse for getting back into things. Things like this:

Mavis hated the countryside - she could never take two steps with going ankle-deep into a cow pat. Fortunately there were always stray dogs around to wipe on. Her gypsy companion marvelled at her resourcefulness.

10 comments:

Vicus Scurra said...

Sophie hadn't wanted to get into a dispute over ownership of the roadkill, and was confused when her new, rather masculine, friend suggested that she could keep the puppy if she would let her pussy be licked.

Erik said...

"There," said Mavis. "Now if you'll hand me the knife, we can begin. Cthulhu R'lyheh fhtagn..."

Gandi said...

"Well done Mabel.....another bastard dog sent to Hades....only 430,000,000 left to dispatch"

Yes thought mabel, first the dogs and then the damned pikeys and their horses

Bloomcrafter said...

From the da Vinci Code II: the Return of the da Vinci Code :

“It’s incredible… I’ve found Dog! At the very spot where Leonardo’s secret Illuminati/Elders of Zion/Justified Ancients of Mummu ciphers predicted him to be! This is absolutely amazing!”

“Err… about all this ‘finding Dog’ business, you do know da Vinci wrote in mirror-writing, right?”

“Damn!”

“Also, he did not write in English, so this really doesn’t make sense at all…”

“Son of a bitch! Maybe we should have gone to that Unspeakable Elder Gods revival thing instead..."

Jade said...

Loretta looked at the dog in disbelief. Her faith healing had done no good. It was just as dead as before. Perhaps that was what Tommy had meant when she had overheard him saying he would "kill the bitch."
Unfortunately, the faith healing would do her no good either, as Tommy pulled out his handgun and finally dispatched the bitch once and for all...

Erik said...

"I told you they don't carry wallets, but do you listen to me? Oh, no..."

jacobmarley said...

Captain Kirk was getting worried.

Not because of the time it would take to examine ALL the dogs on Epsilon V in a seemingly futile attempt to find the rogue shape-shifter.

But because he found himself increasingly attracted to Mr Spock disguised as a girl.

Dez said...

You must push harder for that fart fun.

LeeLee said...

The horse watched loretta and Jane with growing distate. If 'stroking her puppy' was considered mere foreplay, God alone knows what they had in store for him........

Anonymous said...

"So, you want to run away from school, and join the gypsies, eh? Well, we only take tough gypsies in our chapter: you have to pull a dog in half with your bare hands to get in. But, you look like a game girl, and you have bought your own dog".

Mabel bit her lip. Timmy was old, and he could be a nuisance at times. She so wanted to get away from school and go traveling in a caravan. "Well, here goes..." she thought.

Mabel's schooldays: Chapter 3: April Fool!