Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Reader Mail #6

Fua and Jenny, the time-traveling lesbians, plucked baby Moses from the river. 'Right,' said Jenny. 'This religion is going to see some changes...'

Yeah, I still do this from time to time. Today's caption courtesy Apathy Jack.

6 comments:

Vicus Scurra said...

Tracey and Sharon were less than pleased by their mother's idea of a suitable packed lunch.

Erik said...

"Ah, you got the baby!", said Fua. "That means next year you have to buy the shark stew."

Hmmmmmmmmm said...

"Just balance the little bastard on the bendy stick and see if we can`t hit those palm trees!"

Anonymous said...

They were hid safely behind the island, and there was no sign of pursuit. They shipped their oars, and Sally took a peek at their prize.

"A baby is born with a head almost the same size as an adult. We aborted this little fella about three three months early. For a shrunken head, he's almost good to go. His mother will be able to bear another baby. In six months we can be back with the big stick and get another. Do you see?"

Fua saw, alright. She had thought it was silly for a Polynesian head-hunting tribe to hire an efficiency expert, but this changed everything...

saurabh said...

Anonymous - that is the best comment I have ever read on a blog.

Cherie Picker, Ob Gyn said...

White lesbian:
Do we castrate him before or after he is old enough to give one of us seed to produce the future of the world civilization--a girl baby!
"les-ethnic" Fua: but wouldn't that defeat the purpose?
White lesbian: Heck No! Girls are the future of the world...(pause)