Thursday, January 24, 2008

Supergirldickery

'I'm sorry, I didn't know it was your coat hook. I'll move my stuff -- no need to get angry...' Even as she apologised, Candice moved to cover her ovaries -- she'd seen what happened to girls who found themselves on the receiving end of Supergirl's heat vision...

5 comments:

Reed said...

The plan appeared to be over almost as quickly as it had begun...Steve hurriedly covered up but he knew the girls had caught a glimpse of his frock-wood.

Anonymous said...

...Insert your joke about chapel hat pegs here...

Jade said...

The ruse was working. As Cindy blathered on about the benefits of felt hats over straw, Laura skulked behind, got her coat, and left. It could be hours before ol' chatterbox realized she was talking to a cardboard cutout.

Deref said...

"I say," said Felicity, "I've been meaning to ask you this for some time, Jennifer, but do you think that you and I might...I mean...what are you doing tomorrow night?"

Ben Carmeli said...

To explain why she had male reproductive parts was far too complex. No, she would just keep discussing oil vs synthetic paint benefits as her concealed erection went down... Indeed, that usually did the trick.