tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post2903669946542546534..comments2023-12-25T23:20:04.579+13:00Comments on Monkey Fluids: Happy New Etc.Joshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12428777233351272669noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-4404530772561323222008-01-28T01:34:00.000+13:002008-01-28T01:34:00.000+13:00"So, you want to run away from school, and join th..."So, you want to run away from school, and join the gypsies, eh? Well, we only take tough gypsies in our chapter: you have to pull a dog in half with your bare hands to get in. But, you look like a game girl, and you have bought your own dog".<BR/><BR/>Mabel bit her lip. Timmy was old, and he could be a nuisance at times. She so wanted to get away from school and go traveling in a caravan. "Well, here goes..." she thought.<BR/><BR/>Mabel's schooldays: Chapter 3: April Fool!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-47997764263275758172008-01-11T12:04:00.000+13:002008-01-11T12:04:00.000+13:00The horse watched loretta and Jane with growing di...The horse watched loretta and Jane with growing distate. If 'stroking her puppy' was considered mere foreplay, God alone knows what they had in store for him........Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-7413637377434861442008-01-08T00:31:00.000+13:002008-01-08T00:31:00.000+13:00You must push harder for that fart fun.You must push harder for that fart fun.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13655789403424756682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-10240363224499082232008-01-07T06:20:00.000+13:002008-01-07T06:20:00.000+13:00Captain Kirk was getting worried. Not because of t...Captain Kirk was getting worried. <BR/><BR/>Not because of the time it would take to examine ALL the dogs on Epsilon V in a seemingly futile attempt to find the rogue shape-shifter.<BR/><BR/>But because he found himself increasingly attracted to Mr Spock disguised as a girl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-77899330140821682982008-01-06T18:44:00.000+13:002008-01-06T18:44:00.000+13:00"I told you they don't carry wallets, but do you l..."I <I>told</I> you they don't carry wallets, but do you listen to me? Oh, no..."Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08084509066376979793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-29875238381123658232008-01-05T20:55:00.000+13:002008-01-05T20:55:00.000+13:00Loretta looked at the dog in disbelief. Her faith ...Loretta looked at the dog in disbelief. Her faith healing had done no good. It was just as dead as before. Perhaps that was what Tommy had meant when she had overheard him saying he would "kill the bitch."<BR/>Unfortunately, the faith healing would do <I>her</I> no good either, as Tommy pulled out his handgun and finally dispatched the bitch once and for all...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-45416517768787605432008-01-04T12:09:00.000+13:002008-01-04T12:09:00.000+13:00From the da Vinci Code II: the Return of the da Vi...From <I>the da Vinci Code II: the Return of the da Vinci Code </I>:<BR/><BR/>“It’s incredible… I’ve found Dog! At the very spot where Leonardo’s secret Illuminati/Elders of Zion/Justified Ancients of Mummu ciphers predicted him to be! This is absolutely amazing!”<BR/><BR/>“Err… about all this ‘finding Dog’ business, you do know da Vinci wrote in mirror-writing, right?”<BR/><BR/> “Damn!”<BR/><BR/> “Also, he did not write in English, so this really doesn’t make sense at all…”<BR/><BR/> “Son of a <I>bitch!</I> Maybe we should have gone to that Unspeakable Elder Gods revival thing instead..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-16847165675802373692008-01-04T01:24:00.000+13:002008-01-04T01:24:00.000+13:00"Well done Mabel.....another bastard dog sent to H..."Well done Mabel.....another bastard dog sent to Hades....only 430,000,000 left to dispatch"<BR/><BR/>Yes thought mabel, first the dogs and then the damned pikeys and their horsesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-7750481373556560802008-01-04T01:17:00.000+13:002008-01-04T01:17:00.000+13:00"There," said Mavis. "Now if you'll hand me the kn..."There," said Mavis. "Now if you'll hand me the knife, we can begin. <I>Cthulhu R'lyheh fhtagn..."</I>Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08084509066376979793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24363323.post-31744757066097817702008-01-03T19:44:00.000+13:002008-01-03T19:44:00.000+13:00Sophie hadn't wanted to get into a dispute over ow...Sophie hadn't wanted to get into a dispute over ownership of the roadkill, and was confused when her new, rather masculine, friend suggested that she could keep the puppy if she would let her pussy be licked.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.com