Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Take That, Scoliosis!

The Spine-O-Fix Correctional Back Brace results in freakishly correct posture in all who try it. Buy yours today! Warning: May cause Nazism.

6 comments:

Ed said...

Synchronized pair yanking is, again this year, only an exhibition sport, which comes as a surprise and disappointment to its many devotees.

Henry said...

The Arians marched in two-by-two, hurrah, hurrah.
The Arians marched in two-by-two, hurrah, hurrah.
The Arians marched in two-by-two Hans, Fritz but not the Jew,
And they all marched in to the Ark, for to invade the Rhine(land).

Erik said...

And this season's fashions will feature... tank tops with khakis and 8-inch butt plugs.

Anonymous said...

Caesar dreamed again that night. He was leading his regiment in a triumph: all Rome was was laughing at them, for they had left their uniform, armour and weapons back at barracks, and were clad only in barbarian underclothes.

The following morning, he decided not to mention this one to the soothsayer...

Feral Boy said...

There's nothing as boring as a N.A.M.B.L. beauty pageant.

vincenzo said...

Last one back to the Lebensborn is a jew!