Thursday, January 10, 2008

La Vitesse

Timmy made it over the collapsing bridge with seconds to spare. Now all he had to worry about was the penetrating stare and increasingly forward advances of The Frenchman...

6 comments:

Ed said...

"Pardon me mon frere, but your 'entrance to the chunnel' is that way, behind us."

jacobmarley said...

"Right Mr Jones, you've passed the rickety bridge test, now when I tap you on the shoulder along this road I want you to perform another emergency stop. I enjoyed the last one so much."

"Doesn't the examiner normally just stand by the side of the road?"

"Now that wouldn't be half as much fun now, would it dear boy?"

Dale said...

"Ng! Oh God! All right, one more bump should do it."

Anonymous said...

Professor Jim would steer while Tommy worked the throttle.

boingy said...

many boys eddie's age had imaginary friends. But only eddie had an imaginary nazi friend, who made him steal motorcycles in the rain.

bree said...

Damn that was close. Timmy hadn't anticipated the dangers of being promoted from pizza delivery boy to Frenchman delivery but he had better get a freaking big tip.