Monday, October 09, 2006

There's a pun involving the word "Leaky" in here somewhere, but I'm buggered if I can find it

Finally - a genuine sighting of the suburban ape-girls of Little Dorking! A couple of well-aimed tranquiliser darts, and Lucy would be the darling of the Dorking Anthropological Society. Pushing visions of glory aside, she steadied her nerve and raised the blowpipe...

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Hey! The stick isn't in her ass, its right here!" Apparently alice was just a bitch

Andy said...

Scenes from Battle Royale 3: The French Correction

Evil eye said...

Twin sisters Inga and Lorrie were under the illusion that they had escaped the grasp of Gwen and her vagina-churning recorder playing. However, Gwen was not to be underestimated, as she emerged from the bushes. Surely they would suffer many torturous hours of period pains, the likes of which had not been seen before.

jacobmarley said...

The down-side of being all-knowing was that hide-and-seek became a bit pointless. The young Zeus decided to make things a bit more interesting and turn himself into a swan. He raised his staff of power…. or perhaps a bull this time, that’d make their bloody eyes water.

“Coming ready or not.”

Rob Rodriguez said...

As he got older, The Little Prince frequently left his little planet to spy on school girls who experimented with their sexuality.

"Lets sneak away into the bushes Madeline. Miss Calvel will never find us here." Whispered Sophie.

"Yes!!! Now I don't even need my little telescope." said The Little Prince gleefully

Noah Brand said...

"Here, I found them! I found them fisting!"

Anonymous said...

"This stick should be much more effective at plugging Alice's leaky vagina!"

Mirnada sighed, and explained to brian yet again the real reason why they were called "dykes"

Anonymous said...

after a rather instrense fisting session bonny was releaved to see jenny arrive with the crowbar and lube required to extract her from margarets vagina

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

No Monty Python joke yet?

"Oh, don't grovel! Do get up! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling!"

Craig! said...

"I've found the crossdressers! Everyone, ready your trebuchets!"

OR

"I don't care how many adorable little bunny hops you can do, NO ONE GETS IN TO SEE THE WIZARD!"