Timmy Points... for the Last Time
That's enough of that.
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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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"Look, mommy, Sapphire and Steel have been assigned!"
DISCO!
The multiple Vagina monster inched closer to Timmy as he pointed to the Winter sky.
"That's it Timmy! You're pointing again. I'm putting you up for adoption."
"Look mummy, erasers are falling from the sky!" Poor Timmy, his world was disappearing before his very eyes. As if the multiple-vagina monsters weren't bad enough, he now faced the wrath of the MonkeyFluids Blog viewers getting bored of the same comic strip. Is this the end of Timmy? Or is it the end of the world as we know it?
Hold on... must have a 3rd one... maybe something topical...
"Look Mummy - it's snowing!"
"I know sweetling - Elijah Snow is doing it as an obscure marketing ploy for Planetary #26 available in all good comic stores right now!"
"What's Planetary Mummy?"
"Just fuck off and die, Randall."
An annelid worm, a child with no ankles, a blizzard of cotton balls, a book with blank pages, and a soccer ball with the Scanian cross on it. Priceless.
"look mummy, it's raining kidneys. If i could only have one."
"Fock you timmy, i should've aborted you when oi had the chance. fo'r the last focking time you're going to die...here and soon."
pt 2
"look mum it's raining blood!"
"it's cats and dags you slag! and i told you when it rains this hard the cats and dogs fight on the way down biting the fock out of each otha thus making the bloody effect."
my name is timmy and not only do I approve this message, i require more timmy hi-jinks and chlamydia
As dated as this one is, I'm pleased to see that other people think about children crawling into autoclaves.
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