Monday, October 02, 2006

Smutty Innuendo

Timmy wasn't sure why Janice was annoyed at him -- he'd 'come through her trapdoor' like she asked, hadn't he? Chicks...

Well, that was needlessly vulgar. As an added bonus, the original caption for that picture:

Presently he was descending into the bowels of the earth.

Heh heh... "bowels"...

13 comments:

Ted Maul said...

Cube 4 was a bit of a let down.

Rob Rodriguez said...

" It isn't fair Sadie the Franks get the Attic and we have to hide down here."

jacobmarley said...

"The skimpy maid's uniform turned up fine, but the Gimp suit is out of stock. We'll just have to make do."

Andy said...

"I'm gonna get-get-get-get you drunk, get you lovedrunk off my hump. My hump my hump, my hump my hump, my hump my hump, my lovely little lump."

Professor Robert climbed back into his Time Tunnel and ran like the dickens. The future had clearly gone Mad.

Baggypants said...

Keitaro picked the wrong time to use the trapdoor to Narus' room again

Neil said...

"Why do I always have to descend into the bowels of the Earth Janice?"

"Just get down there Timmy, or it's the encylopedia again - and this time sideways."

"Hey - you're wearing green knickers!"

"Those aren't knickers, Timmy."

busterp said...

"Timmy, when a trap door is used to disappear someone, it's not real magic.", explained Janice, "It's called an illusion."

"Now if you truly want to see something real, climb up here and put your hands on these."

Noah Brand said...

Timmy discovered, in rapid succession, that this was not a normal basement, Lindsey was not technically a girl, and "to make someone one's bitch" was not a metaphor.

CaptainCarless said...

The sequel to The Sixth Sence was a bit shit. "I see dead people..."
"Shut up sprout face!" Snarled Jane "and dont be leaving the ghost of Bruce Willis down there again, young man"

CaptainCarless said...

Timmy had wondered where his dad had hid all of his shit hot porn.

jacobmarley said...

"Wait a minute what are these bound volumes on the desk Timmy?" asked Greta..."German Goo Girls; Razzle; Zoo-time ... Why I believe he's been reading Edgar Allen Poe*"




* Ref - "The Letter"

jacobmarley said...

That should be "The Purloined Letter" my memory is going.

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~HYPER/POE/purloine.html

Craig! said...

"You see Bertha, it's sort of like this, only with your maidenhead. Now hand me that can of tomato juice, will you?"
"Whatever for, Arnold?"
"Well, we need something to stand in for all the blood that's going to ooze out. After all, the blood IS why you're about to do this with that dog out back."
"I know Arnold. But what are you going to do with my blood once you've got it all in that basin Uncle Edmond loaned you?"
"Well, shit woman. I'm out of cocaine, and I need to snort SOMETHING."