Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Moments in the History of Dirty Fucking Hippies

Nicholas “Moonchylde” Notegood is generally recognised as the world’s first hippy. Records from several centuries ago indicate that he would dress as a shrub to protest local tree-felling. Authorities of the time ordered him to 'minister to thy locks and take up a respectable trade'. And then tortured him to death.

UPDATE: Due to Blogger's method of generating URLs, it seems the link to this page came out as moments-in-history-of-dirty-fucking.html -- ooh, the search engine traffic that's going to generate...

11 comments:

Rob Rodriguez said...

"That"s him!!! That"s Him!!!"

"Old Scratch indeed! Tis' only Mr. Goodwinn in old rags and bits of leaves."

"Oh Lord we burned all those girls for nought."

And so this was the true ending of the Salem Witch Hunts when it was discovered that Mr. Goodwin, disguised as the devil, made all those women suck his cock in the forest.

Hewligan said...

"Look Doctor, it's a Vervoid in the seventeenth century! Quick, prod it with your sonic screwdriver!"

I am such a nerd...

Andy said...

Things turn nasty at the renfest when a "Cousin It" from the horror convention next door fucks up their continuity.

jacobmarley said...

“This be he Sherriffe! Olde Yeoman de Cotyngham is't behind the illicit meade brewing and he hath been frighting good folk from the fermenting vats counterfeighted as a privet hedge that be possessed of demons.”

“Verily and I would’st have got away with it if it not be for thou pestilent youths, forsooth.”

Apathy Jack said...

Oliver Cromwell was disgusted at Charle's feeble attmept to escape beheading.

"King of England, and you disguise yourself as a shrub? That's the sort of plan a thousand years of inbreeding gives you, that is."

Anonymous said...

"and i would have gotten away with it to, were it not for those meddling kids!"


shame on you all for missing the obvious scooby do reference.

Josh said...

Um, jacobmarley made the Scooby reference two comments above yours...

Anonymous bitch said...

lol n00b

Anonymous said...

so he did, gads i suck.

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

jacobmarley said it best, but I've got to add...

"Yes! YES! Everyone hug Mr. Fuzzy!"

blogagog said...

"Um, jacobmarley made the Scooby reference two comments above yours..."

So, it's 6 month's later. Can I do a scooby reference?

Scooby! Quittest though from peeingst on that hippieth chick!