Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Reader Mail #4

Submitted by someone calling himself MrPerson, 1 April 2006:

There were so many things in the soil. Josie knew it, because she heard them screaming all the time. She just had to shut them up.

2 comments:

jacobmarley said...

The young starlet turned her head at EXACTLY the moment the zombie hands sprang out of the dirt.

Soon she will lose all her clothes, a zombie will end up with a garden fork in its eye, and she will be impaled on the jagged glass of the shed window, whilst her entrails become a tasty snack for the remaining monsters.

The remake of Casablanca was going well.

Mr. Yarrrrr said...

Rosie regretted last nights chicken vindaloo as what she hoped would be a silent fart turned into something more, 'Gardeners World:- live 1948' would never be the same again.