Tuesday, April 17, 2007

"Up"

Not content with providing compelling genetic evidence for evolution, the godless liberal apes began performing abortions on demand.

Credit where it's due: The title and content of today's post was inspired by child educator and recreational abortionist Apathy Jack.

9 comments:

hillhunt said...

"No, it's my turn to be Bush. I'm sick of being Blair..."

Hewligan said...

"Hold still, or I'll never get that gerbil out!"

Apathy Jack said...

I'm going to hell.

It's a good thing I'll have you to keep me company...

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

The evolution of flinging poo: The butt-rocket launcher.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

"Does this mean I'm spanking...no. NO, GODDAMMIT, I WON'T say IT!" Off-camera, Clyde broke down in tears.

Iskander said...

"You'll feel a slight pressure..."

Wannabekraut said...

"Abracadabra!" Baby monkey was delighted. He never could figure out how grandpa monkey made that rubber chicken disappear.

Warren said...

"Where's Grant?" Adam asked again.

"He's gone on location," Jamie said. "Along with Carrie and Tori. We're gonna bust this spankin' myth all on our own."

"Hope we have to revisit this in a reprise episode," Adam whimpered.

"You and me both," Jamie said.

"You took off your beret," Adam shuddered.

"That's just the beginning. We have a whole day of high speed shooting to do."

"Oh CHRIST," Adam gasped. "Oh Christ..."

amcz said...

Proof of evolution: spanking fetishes are not limited just to humans.