Thursday, April 19, 2007

The Bestiary Expands

'OK, you’ll like this one: A seal, a kangaroo and a cow walk into a bar, and the - oh. Ooh, this is awkward...'

10 comments:

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

Oh dear, looks like the rye may have gone bad again. Are you chaps real? Are you going to take my wallet?

jacobmarley said...

And then I said to my wife "Surely if I was suffering from alzheimers, I would have lost my impeccable dress sense by now"

Fatmop said...

Kiss you and you'll turn into a princess? No thank you, not after the lobster incident.

busterp said...

Otis always appreciated his "detox" walks with Andy, Barney, and Goober.

But, try as he might, Otis could never remember if Andy was the seal or the cow.

evil eye said...

The very fat man looked on in horror. Soon the kangaroo would spread her legs and his very world would end. The early attempts at the Lynx Effect were tortuously disturbing.

Adam said...

Beastkkake

Andy said...

"I'll take his liver!" said Sammy Seal.

"I'll take his pancreas!" said Kathy Kangaroo.

"I taste like hamburgers!" said Cindy Cow, at which point the man started shooting.

vincenzo said...

Mr Belvediere suddenly remembered his lactose intolerance and clubbed Sammy the baby seal to death with his cane.

Jumpy the kangaroo looked on in horror and then grabbed Meaty the cow's utters and squirted fresh milk into his eyes and mouth.

Dazed, confused, blinded and nausiated, Mr Belvediere stumbled out into the street and was run over by a truck hauling pigs.

Oh how they loved that bar!

Warren said...

Let's see; it's suck this, get the clap, have a kick ... no, wait, I'll get it right, don't tell me ... get the clap, kick in, and ... oh, shit, fuck it -- seal, stroke my balls while I fuck the cow and the roo can take pictures.

Springtime was never the same for Christopher Robin after Bummly Bumfuck took shelter in the Hundred Acre Wood.

Yeah, I got wood for y—

The Rev. Jenner J. Hull said...

Hedonism III was a bit more hedonistic than Arthur had anticipated...