Thursday, April 26, 2007

Step Right Up

The worst part of working in the circus sideshow was all the jokes about balls flying at their faces.

16 comments:

leelee said...

Janice was shocked to find that when she signed up for'Oboe Lessons' it wasn't the popular woodwind instrument that she'd imagined. Sure, it involved wood and blowing did create wind of a sort, but every one knows an oboe isn't supposed to be pink. You see it's a play on the phrase 'do you play the pink oboe.... oh forget it!! losers.

Andy said...

How beautiful her voice! But be warned, to look into her eyes is to see the naked face of Terror, for she is followed always by the screeching spirits of her slaughtered glee club.

jacobmarley said...

"Isn't this a bit cruel?"

"If she didn't want to be picked on then she shouldn't have been born blind. Isn't that right blindy? You still don't know what we're all laughing at."

Anonymous said...

The St Norbert's All-Girl Handfarting Choir was performing beautifully, up until Josephine turned around and realised that Big Bass Bertha's honking was hands-free.

Kyla said...

"Are you sure this is alright? I never had to do this at my old boarding school."

"Be quiet, Sylvia! Its an honor to sing for Mother Superior while she showers! At least she lets us turn around so we cant see her without her habit on."

Eric Olthwaite said...

BLOWJOBS!

I'm new at this.

Josh said...

New, and at the same time old...

Warren said...

And PUSH and THRUST and SUCK and LICK and now all together girls...

How do you SOLVE a problem like MARIII-A? How do you CATCH a CLOUD and trap it DOWN?

Oh my, Mother Superior! I'm raining in My Place!

Warren said...

Multiple trackbacks and remixes here.

Thanks for the pics and the sick, slick, tacky and slightly gooey inspiration!

vincenzo said...

Mother Superior: Girls, show me your tongues. OH, GOOD LORD every one of you swallowed!

Maria turned and looked at her classmates in awe...she hadn't swallowed that stuff.

Everyone was looking at Bambi, the short girl with her mouth wide open. Bambi was gargling! With one motion, she tipped her head back and produced a nice loud YUMMY SOUND.

Bambi: "I love monkey fluids"

bree said...

Mother Superior always used to say 'don't make that face cause the wind will change and it will stay that way'. Bertha still found it hilarious that the southerly blew in at the same time as the St Puis Boys' Chess team.

Baggypants said...

While Venom new his mimicry was without flaw, he did wonder about the sanity of his choice of host though..

LeeLee said...

Lydia was frustrated and angry as it dawned on her. Once again, all the other girls in the choir had been visited, and she'd been passed over.....damn damn, damn!!!
At this rate she would never prove that Sister Eulalia was the one they called 'The Phantom Muncher'. But why did the others seem to enjoy seeing her thwarted thus?.... Clearly, she needed more time to think...

Andy said...

"ONE OF US! ONE... OF... USSS!"

Anonymous said...

Another girl had escaped in the night, but it was tricky holding up so many dummys for morning inspection. So they made do with heads on sticks at the back.

But secretly they didn't mind if the Commandant were to find out. All that leather and shouting was a bit of a turn on really.

Anonymous said...

Girl on left "Did you just pinch my arse?!" "No. She did." said Florence, using her eyes to point to the new girl at the front.

"Right." said Mavis "That cheeky mare is going to find out the real meaning of rug munching."

Florence made a mental note never to come within ten feet of Mavis again.