Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
Today, it should be noted, corresponds directly with Monkey Fluids' second birthday. Let's celebrate with a splash of colour:
Holding the rohypnol-laden kerchief in one hand, dust-pan handle tucked safely behind her back, Mimsey used her devil-horn hypnosis technique to lull little Jack into a false sense of security. "I’ll teach you to hump sweet baby Josie like that," she purred. "Payback is hell, be-yotch."
Popular opinion was that Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee's hermit-like existence in the outback could be traced to his parent's insistence on raising him as a daughter for the first 10 years of his life.Early rumours of hermaphroditism were later proved unfounded.
Doggie Style Barbie is supposed to be easy, but she is Ken's bitch and was no excuse for what Claudia saw when she entered the room. Yeah, a timeout would help thought Claudia, but what would Mommy do in this situation? So she remembered what Mommy did to Daddy when he was bad. Unfortunately, Holly didnt respond well to being fisted. Infection set in and Holly limped away from the family to die peacefully in the woods with Barbie in tow.
"You're the wicked, wicked wolf, and I'M Red Riding Hood..."Tramp had an uneasy feeling, what with Holly's vacant stare and vague, dreamy smile. 'This doesn't end at all well, does it?', thought he, struggling to remember just how this nursery tale did go.Of course, the butt of the ax handle just visible behind her was jogging something in his memory... Happy B-day (and many more): this girl has come to quite enjoy her Monkey F...
I wish you a fluid anniversary.
Considering the crippling arthritis gigantism had inflicted upon the younger children, and the emerging psychosis of Rupert the Saint Bernard, Debbie was glad the doctor’s strange tonic hadn’t made her large like the others. But it had made her horny—unnaturally horny.
"See. My panties are clean. So we can carry on with impunity."Gaspode the Wonder Dog "You mean I've got to fuck the cat as well!!"
Kill Bill, the prequel: the young Beatrix practices her one inch punch...
Patient's Ready for you Dr. Sparky.Remember, for this check-up it's "one in the pink and one in the stink".
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