Thursday, March 06, 2008

Splishy Splashy

Bertie wasn't sure if he'd ended up in Padeophile Heaven or Disobedient Child Hell, but either way that rectum cancer was starting to look more like a blessing now...

8 comments:

david said...

Wow. Just wow.

Ed said...

"Timmy, Caesar Augustus's favorites were happy to do it for him and, don't tell the others, you're my favorite. Just pretend we're on Capri. And call me Octavian."

Mark said...

I know this is supposed to be for amusing alternative captions, but I just wanted to say that you're the best kind of sick.

vincenzo said...

It was then that Dr Endoscopy ran to the banks of Paedophilia Lake and told us the secret...SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! And with that he gave a chuckle and shit himself.

Josh said...

All I'm saying is, there's a whole Commandment that says kids have to obey their parents, but I don't recall anything in the Bible about "no kiddy-fiddling".

Anonymous said...

Scenes from history no 4.
Archimedes invents Monopoly.

Maracah said...

Oh shit - here comes the hubby and we don't yet have this old bitch drowned yet. Betsy, Judy: grab your sticks and hold her down while she's weak. It'll take Bobby, Dean and myself to get the fat one down and hold him...

Anonymous said...

The Fat Controller is powerless to stop the children of the damned from disposing of Bertie the Bus.

"Damn you crazy kids!"

"Well duuhh!."