Thursday, March 13, 2008

Practical Japery

'3, 2, 1 -- peekab-what the FUCK?'

17 comments:

John Klima said...

Bertie may have liked dressing in women's clothing but that didn't mean he wasn't all man.

amc32 said...

Cynthia [mumbling] 'I was right, it's not the shoes that are making that awful smell'

Profitable Conundrum said...

Bernice smiled to herself. The powerful, magnetized Ben Wa balls she had inserted into herself earlier had worked on Martha’s braces like magic. It was almost too easy.

iambilly said...

Explaining to Mom that her braces were stuck would be the easy part. Explaining WHERE they got stuck would be just a little bit harder.

jacobmarley said...

"I know I'm showing you up in front of your pals, and you've even all got your own bowling balls and all that, but I don't care. I just can't wear those awful two-tone shoes with this dress."

mjohnson said...

And Cut - O.K. guys that's great. Now we roll with the clothes off.

Anonymous said...

Come on. Anyone for obvious week?

"Oral Sex."

Anonymous said...

"Mary only half believed that Yvonne was really all that upset about it. Oral sex was the obvious ulterior motive here."

AFPOE said...

Yes, it was damned degrading but the girls still preferred "Siamese
Twins" over that little shit's pet term "Cunnaling-Twinks."

Ed said...

I say Lettice! Do my eyes deceive me or is that merkin made of Dynel?"

vincenzo said...

Who knew that the first "reach around" was performed by 2 women?

Anonymous said...

"Oh, I see him. Come here, Hammy. Come on, boy. I've got some sunflower seeds for you if you come out. No, it's no good, Hazel - he hasn't enough room - he can't turn around".

Anonymous said...

"Diana, have you been cooking bacon? No, no. Forget I said anything. Please. I was mistaken."

paul shearon said...

"HELLOOOOOOO! ...hellooooo.... helloooo....hello!" yelled martha

but her desperate shouts wwere fruitless, Janes bottomless vagina had swollowed yet another hapless gynocologist....

then the sucking noise started again.

"NOOOO!ITS GOT MY NOSE!"

Anonymous said...

Before KY Jelly was invented, the only way to lubricate was with another woman's tears.

LeeLee said...

John: "I can't believe you actually were fooled into thinking I was a girl, just because I put a dress on, Cynthia."
Cynthia: "MMMf MMMMfMMM MMFF MM."
John: "That's it baby, right there..."

Craig! said...

"You're right! I CAN hear the ocean!"