Thursday, March 08, 2007

Bertie, Mabel and Mary Jane

Bertie turned up the volume and drifted into that sweet Jamaican bliss. Mabel was long dead, but he didn’t give a shit - time for KFC...

12 comments:

hillhunt said...

"Ejector seat? Let's see what that does.."

"Dad, don't...."

"Nonsense. I'm a lottery winner. I can do anyth...."

jacobmarley said...

"Fucking Sat-Nav! Should have been there hours ago."
"But dear, if you were to actually back out of the drive and follow the instructions we might have a chance"
"Damn you, '50's predictions of the future! Will I ever get my self-driving hover car???"

ed said...

Sarah's dead body sat next to Wilfred, taunting him with her unsuggestive eyes.
If he could just find the 'RESURRECTION' button on his fancy new cars dashboard, he'd show that bitch a thing or two.

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

"A turn-table? In your car?"

"Awww yeah, check this shit out"

ScrATch-a-RaTCh-SCraTch-arATcH-wiKi-WIki-WaaH...

Jer said...

"Look, I've done it! The flux capacitor!"

"That's the thermostat dad."

"What...? Oh."

"And stop calling me Marty."

Anonymous said...

Bertie: Watch this:
*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
Bertie: I love doing that. Drives the immigrants I've got hidden behind the dashboard absolutely mental. Try it.
*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
Bertie: 30 more miles Miguel! And I'm stopping here a bit for some ham.
Mabel: Dink.

Rob Rodriguez said...

"You know darling. This is by far the worst hand-job I have ever had"

Andy said...

"Oh my, we appear to be out of gas, and it's so COLD outside..."
" "
"Dammit realdoll you can at least play along!"

Jer said...

Andy wins.

Andy said...

woohooo!

is there some kinda pro-wrestling-style title belt? ==(@)==

LeeLee said...

"that's it darling, that's the right way to 'change gears', now let me turn up the radio so we can listen to Justin while yu practice."

Vincenzo said...

Yo...bitch! While I adjust the vibration on your seat, why dont you get the bucket of wings out of the glove box? Get any sauce on the Corinthian Leather and I am gonna put this fatty out on your arm like RICK JAMES! Now...who is your daddy?