Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Blood on the Blackboard

'So now if we look at the gerund-' The door flew open. 'It's a participle, bitch.' Josie had returned to reclaim her place at the head of the grammar study group! The twins shifted nervously - things were about to turn nasty, but they would make sure that any blood spilled would not be theirs...

I'm not sure what it is about that scene that seems to require gratuitous profanity. Maybe it's just me.

8 comments:

Steve said...

It's not you, it's the way the girl in the plaid skirt is tilting her head so callously towards the girl at the door. A bitch is mandatory.

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

It's not you.

"Alright, I'm ready...wait, 2 rackets this time? What gives?"

"That's right, whore. You're going to love 2 rackets and when we're done, you'll be begging for a third."

jacobmarley said...

"I know your game, and you won't get away with it. That girl is NOT an amputee, she's just tucked her legs underneath."

"Get with the plan bitch. I'm just about to jump on her spleen. We WILL be in the Paralympics Tennis squad and there's jack shit you can do about it."

hillhunt said...

Girl in a surgical gown?

Check.

Hastily-covered operating table?

Check.

Chest-stretcher implements?

The twins had those.

All Hetty needed was the technical drawings; then she alone could prove Year 9's secret plan to create the world's biggest breast implants. But where, oh where, would she find the final proof?

Anonymous said...

"So Carrie -- has the bleeding stopped yet?"

It's not widely known that the night before the graduation when all Hell broke loose, sweet little Carrie's best friends had her pull a train.

bree said...

Soon after opening the door Sally was savagely torn limb from limb and eaten by the savage girls of Sixth form. That'll show her whose boss of this school...

Steve Dix said...

"What the- who the hell are you?"

"Shut up, Dyke. Hetty, this is not the sort of tennis club you think. I'd think twice before you go through the initiation ceremony."

vincenzo said...

And a hush came over the crowd as she rode the red wave all the way into the room...