Tuesday, January 16, 2007

What's on the Nature Channel?

Observe now the eternal struggle between the monkey and its natural enemy: two dogs. The battle will be long and bloody, but only one side will be dining on that delicious baby tonight.

6 comments:

evileye said...

The long lost episode of Curious George, Curious George goes to India, wasn't as big a hit as it was thought. It featured Curious George travelling to India and kidnapping third world children and selling them on the adoption blackmarket. The reason for its failure was blamed on the fact George was confronted by two rabid dogs and in order to defend himself and his millions, sacrificed the child.

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

Son of King Kong Jr.'s heroics are often mistaken for pedophilia.

Especially by dogs who can't seem to mind their own damn business.

cptnspldng said...

And you trotted this out now instead of holding it in reserve for this year's Monkey Day??? - For shame!

Hewligan said...

"Don't!" cried Mr Bananas. "If you pull my dress off, the kid will figure out I'm not his mother!"

"Little Tarzan deserves to know," replied Bruno.

Anonymous said...

"Mr Bananas"? Why are the simplest things just so damn funny.

Steve Dix said...

Fortunately for young Prince Michael Jackson, his father's two faithful dogs saved him from the attempted kidnap by his father's former favorite.