Thursday, January 11, 2007

From the Latest Foetuswear Catalogue:

Mabel had been saving her pennies -- soon she would have enough to get the conjoined foetus removed. Until then, the least she could do was dress it up pretty.

Also, play with the Labels over on the right there. Hours of fun, for a given value of "fun".

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

little annie's knowing fingers proved without a doubt that she was just a midget dressed as a little girl

neo_scapigliato said...

Gladys was never fond of that tumor hanging from her ear...so she put a blond wig on it and dressed it up and invited it to a pretend tea party

PawsofEvil said...

"Mummy, why do you smell so pretty?"

"Oh Sissy, you silly girl, that's the syphilis cream!"

Rob Rodriguez said...

"Daddy sure has a little cock. Doesn't he Mummy?"

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

As the littlest vampire drained away her blood, Hazel watched the room fade away slowly and the tea pot slip from her weakened hand. If she had only gone for the garlic tea rather than peach-ginseng-chai...

neo_scapigliato said...

pFrom the way little Nancy's fingers were fondling her, Gloria knew that the little rascal had found again her hidden copy of "The joy of making love"...she smiled as she feared however that it could be worse, and that Nancy had in fact found her secret porn stash.

jacobmarley said...

Mabel C Simpson's latest submission to the academy had them shaking their heads again. The tea cups were far too small, the tea pot was drawn at completely the wrong angle and the child was clearly floating six inches off the floor.

If she hadn't been banging the Vice-Chancellor for the last six months, she would have been out on her ear.

Andy said...

as the little girl furiously tongued Janice's ear, she found herself regretting having watched "the wrath of khan"

Anonymous said...

"Aggghhhhhhh!!!!!"

The Witch child of Angmar sang her fangs into the cheek of the elf queen, but her advantage was only short lived as the mystical teapot of Gazornenplat hurtled towards her skull.

"Ha Ha! Do you want one lump or two?"

Unfortunately comedy was not one of the Queen's strong suits.

Jesus H Christ said...

"I love you Mummy."
"F@@k off, you little bitch."

guineapig said...

Miranda was a little excited as her new friend, with no encouragement began whispering sweet nothings into her ear. "It looks like I won't be needing this roofie after all" she mused.

Steve Dix said...

Cynthia's hand flashed toward the nearest weapon as the incubus stealthily went for the jugular. Fortunately she'd filled the teapot with holy water. This was going to be one teatime she'd not forget in a hurry.

Hale Inne-Propryatt said...

As Elsa's climax lifted little Mabel off the floor by her skilled little fist, Elsa once again thanked Sappho she'd forgone the abortion.