Thursday, January 18, 2007

It Doesn't Just Give You Cancer

'Don't point, boy -- how do you think I lost this eye?' 'You started it.' 'What do you -- oh. Quite. Curse these snug-fitting antiquated swimming trunks...'

9 comments:

jacobmarley said...

"Does my finger smell?"

"You've just had a crap in the bushes haven't you? I'm not smelling that, you filthy bastard."

neo_scapigliato said...

keep that left foot in the water...you'll get your eye back

That Morthos Stare said...

"Breasticles!"

[Possibly followed by: "Damn straight!"]

Hewligan said...

"Look, the Spanish are coming!"

"Oh, shut up Hardy, and give me a snog!"

Jason - GorillaSushi said...

Before we begin your first wrestling lesson, you'll have to choose a finger to be bitten off by me, "El Pirate-o".

Wannabekraut said...

"Harrumph!" fumed Captain Blackpatch when he saw the wind had blown his towel off hand-stuffed innocent towelrack.
"I knew I should have moulded the boy's hand around my cock to give a better grip on the towels."

Joel said...

"hey look, over there, your eye"

"youre not getting me with that again you sick bastard."

Anonymous said...

avJunior Mad Scientist at large

" Sebastian, there is absolutely no point in you continually waggling your finger at me like some clumsy dignity free actor in a low budget 3D science fiction film. Without the benefit of stereoscopic vision it just looks like you have an inordantly large finger"

"Aha! Then I have proved my earlier argument regarding perspective Kenneth. Now, I shall discreetly disrobe while you fetch Belinda from behind those bushes. Ensure she is wearing the eyepatch and get ready to take some notes as I make Science live for her!."

Baggypants said...

"War Veterans" thought Suzi "That explains the freakish left arm, the eye patch and the homoerotic stance."