Thursday, December 06, 2007

Whee!

The girls were pissed again. Granny didn't mind, but she kept a tight grip on her knitting needle, just in case one of them swung too close.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

The voices in Norman Bates's head...

"No! I tell you no! I won't have you bringing strange young girls in here for supper--by candlelight, I suppose, in the cheap erotic fashion of young men with cheap erotic minds!"

"Mother, please!"

"And then what, after supper? Music? Whispers?"

"Well I was thinking of a game of tiddlywinks actually"

Finbar said...

It was always rather a thrill to watch the girls, once again, squeeze a full condom from out of their sleeves

jacobmarley said...

The girls completely cock up the "Jean Claude Jackette" dance, but thankfully the old crone didn't know the Boosh from a hole in the ground so was none the wiser.

paul star said...

Dear lord! a boosh reference on te monkey fluids website? if this gets anymore sureal the police will have to be involved!

the_cave_of_origin said...

A full condom from their sleeves?

There is no escape from lolsex.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Anonymous said...

You're right Grandma, the breeze from the french windows does make a fine minge-drier!

robotwhirly said...

When Granny shouted the command Pigtail Patsy released her grip on Blind Betsy and sent the cheerful orphan through the patio window in a maelstrom of glass and screaming. When the screaming finally stopped Granny comforted Patsy.
"least there'll be no more finger marks on the walls eh?"

Ed said...

Trying out for the best impression of a simp, are ya, ya simp? Damnit, a natural, the pair of ya. Simp.

Dale said...

"Oh, Sally, it doesn't matter that your leg is deformed! You can walk, I just know you can!