Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Secret of Cows

After years of questing, Bertie was finally told the Secret of Cows by a wise old bullock. But he was forever shattered by the truths it contained...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Good god you were right!! Telling him that The General could be lead like a kitten if you put your finger through his ring COULD be misinterpreted."

Ed said...

"It's a bold plan Tristram, and a credit to you for it, but the evidence is right before your eyes: he's the one bull in the county that doesn't want its prostate massaged."

Finbar said...

Next, if I put my finger into this fist and splay my hands out... like this... the shadow cast on the wall looks rather more like a cockerel than a bullock.

Erik said...

"What in God's name happened here?"

"Rather than answer you in words, I will express my theory using sign language."