Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Return to the Land of Porn

'Sorry girls, but I've always wanted to get my hands on the headmaster's package...' Land of Porn or not, mail theft is still mail theft. Desirae was busted.

6 comments:

jacobmarley said...

"Caught you! Did you think your hint of curves would go unnoticed? And if I'm not mistaken, that package smells distinctly of Grosvenor Pie."

The Size Zero Police were ruthless. This would be ten days in the slammer on a diet of water with a hint of lemon, and the immediate arrest and execution of her Aunt Betty for aiding and abetting.

Lisa said...

dot dot dot, obvious marijuana bit.

Ed said...

"Because I like eggs, that's why, Miss High and Mighty, if it's any of your business."

Jade said...

"Ha! But what you don't know is that I've sprayed the floor with glue! Now, to make my escape!"
But June hadn't counted on the fact that the only way in or out of the room was through the door... and across the quick-sticking concoction.

robotwhirly said...

"You promised Martha! You said 'no more VHS'. It's not like vinyl you stupid bitch."
"Girls,girls.. it's DVD!"
"Not that chunky love."
"Look..it's The Breakfast Club and Kickboxer. It only cost me £9."
"Plus delivery"
"£13 then"
"Sam, Sandra. Hold her down. I'm going to beat some sense into the Amazon abusing whore!"

eddie said...

Attack of the Muriel Gray Clones! Dah! Duh! Dah!!!